Meet The Gang
We have carefully chosen random strangers to pose as our close friends. We paid them large amounts of cold hard cash to play these roles.
Jason "Dunphinator" Dunphy
So, this is Dunphinator, he is my best man (as it stands right now). As much as there is to say about him, nothing really comes to mind. I am sure many people at this point talk about how long they have known the person, but for me and Dunphy, it isn't about length of time, its been about the stuff we have done. Dunphy and I met through West (you will notice a trend here), as we both worked for ShopNBC in Baton Rouge, we ran that whole place, top to bottom (some would say we ran it to its closure, but whatever). So we were both forced with a tough decision in staying in Baton Rouge and moving on with life, or taking a chance and moving to Omaha (an unknown place out in cornfields). Well, if you didn't guess, we risked it, and moved up here, I think Dunphy would agree that it turned out pretty good. Well, I won't blab on forever, but Dunphy is my best man, and no matter what happens that won't change.
Pam (like the cooking spray) Polan
This is Pam, she is my Maid of Honor. I met Pam in January of 2007 while working for West. Pam is an amazing and unique person! She can make you smile no matter what! She is goofy, outgoing, spontaneous, outrageous, and will always say what you least expect her to say! She will always be there for you. She has a heart bigger than anyone I know. I am lucky and honored to have her as my Maid of Honor.
Bart Remington
Well this is Bart... enough said. Jess requires that I say more. Bart is borderline nuts, but what LSU fan isn't. Bart is such a fan that he typically blisters his hands during an LSU game (whether we win or lose) from all the clapping. Bart and I both moved here from Louisiana after the West call center closed down. I could probably say that Bart taught me everything I know about the call center world, at least how not to manage a call center.
Greg Brown
No, this isn't Kevin Smith. But a very good look alike. I have known Greg since I moved to Omaha, and we have had a lot of interesting times together. How many people in landlocked Omaha have gotten trapped on an uninhabited island? Well, Greg and I have. Greg and I saw an island in the old market and decided it would be cool to climb on it... there is a bridge that goes just over the top of it, it seemed like a short enough fall.. Well, when we decided we should leave the island, we discovered it is a little higher up than it was down. Greg was able to easily give me a boost off the island, but it proved much more difficult for me to pull him up. Luckily for us, the mysterious men in suits and gator boots were able to help pull Greg up and then Greg was easily able to pull me up.
Josh Mack Breard
This is Mack. I have known Mack my entire life. Literally since the day he was born. Mack and I have been through everything. There are so many stories and many of those could incriminate us, so I won't share those, but they are good, you will just have to take my word on it. I remember Mack as the kid who wouldn't curse that went to the cult elementary, he wasn't allowed to wear shorts even outside of school, I remember hiding at the movies because he was wearing shorts and he saw someone from his school. He used to replace curse words with words such as biscuit, monkey, and the infamous fudge. You will have to decode those words for their true meaning yourself. I am certain that he doesn't use biscuits, monkeys, and fudge anymore.
Travis Clayton
This is my younger brother. He is an awesome Father to his son Gavin. My little brother has a son, what?!
Anyways, Travis and I have always been close. We fought to the death when we were younger which (I'm assuming) has caused us to be close friends today. We have family dinners together, grill at parks, play soccer in open fields, and many of other awesome things.
Anyways, Travis and I have always been close. We fought to the death when we were younger which (I'm assuming) has caused us to be close friends today. We have family dinners together, grill at parks, play soccer in open fields, and many of other awesome things.
Angela Guenette
Oh where do I begin with Miss Angela. We go all the way back to 2nd grade! Angela and I were 'best friends'! She lived really close to me for a long while before her parents purchased a new house that was farther out West. We were so young that we thought that this distance between our houses meant that we needed to write each other letters. So we did! We decked out our letters to eachother with stickers and drawings! I will never forget our sleep overs. Her Mom was an awesome lady! She would have us model our PJs as if we were on a runway!
Holly Simons
This is Holly! We met through... da da da da... West! She is a great listener and has awesome advice! She is extremely patient and seems to always know what to say and when to say it. She has an adorable little boy and is a fantabulous Mom.
Holly, Chad, and I used to all work together, so, she is fully aware of what she is getting into by being in our wedding party (or at least I think she does...)!
Holly, Chad, and I used to all work together, so, she is fully aware of what she is getting into by being in our wedding party (or at least I think she does...)!
Jennifer Dunphy
Doesn't she look pretty! This is actually how she dresses all the time... adorable dresses, killer heels, beautiful jewelry and gets her hair done every day! Ok so I might be joking.
Jennifer, Chad, and Jason go all the way back to Baton Rouge. I met Jennifer pretty much as soon as I started hanging out with Chad outside of work. I loved her the second I met her! She is FULL of energy and loves to laugh! If you ask her anything about cooking she will know the answer and she will offer to help you cook it! She loves to be in the action and enjoys every second of it!
Jennifer, Chad, and Jason go all the way back to Baton Rouge. I met Jennifer pretty much as soon as I started hanging out with Chad outside of work. I loved her the second I met her! She is FULL of energy and loves to laugh! If you ask her anything about cooking she will know the answer and she will offer to help you cook it! She loves to be in the action and enjoys every second of it!
Jennifer Ryan
Jenny hasn't sent me a picture of herself yet so I decided to add this as her photo until she sends me one!
Jenny is an awesome mother of two children and a wonderful friend. She always has a huge smile on her face and is there for her friends. We were pregnant at the same time and had our youngest children one week apart!
Jenny is an awesome mother of two children and a wonderful friend. She always has a huge smile on her face and is there for her friends. We were pregnant at the same time and had our youngest children one week apart!